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Mean Girls

Mean Girls.

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Surprisingly, there’s 4 of them too.

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Anyway, they’re annoying.

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They think they are funny

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and everyone wants to be them.

Eeeugh!

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Um.. didn’t we all graduate high school however long ago it was?

Giiiirrrrlllllll.....

Ugh. Sometimes I just want to just

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Like a BAUCE

and

That ain't no damn puppy, GINA!

and even to one in particular

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But I’m not a violent person.

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Seriously, I’m not.

Man..... if you don't lock that damn dog up.....

Because of them, our space has unnecessary tension.

These “women”

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get on everyone’s nerves.

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So what is a room full of normal people supposed to do? Bring in a fake cake, of course!

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While I am mad that I missed the cutting

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I heard from reliable sources it was epic.

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One of the mean girls recorded the entire event and she was the angriest!

BAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

How can you be that angry and still want to take the product home?

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And you thought it was a good prank?

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Are you mad the cake looked too pretty to cut?

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Maybe next time… 

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We will always have plenty of gum for beggars

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and other tasty treats…

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Where you at, Dani?

Hey everyone! *blows off tumbleweeds*

Who actually reads this blog anyway?

Did you miss me?

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Now is that really necessary?

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I know it’s been a while since I’ve updated…

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But I have a good reason!!!

Um..

What!?

Erm…

What!?

I’ve been busy?

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*readers*

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But in all seriousness, I have been busy since my last post.

I started a full time job!

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I had online classes!!

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I didn’t have to work Black Friday!!!

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And I guess my one year anniversary of this blog passed…

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And Labor Day…

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And Halloween, which is in my top 3 holidays…

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And Thanksgiving…

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The world supposedly ended…

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And today’s Christmas Eve!

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But things haven’t been so so great lately…

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which brings me to my next  post

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Summertime… Just Sit Back & Unwind…

The best month ever is here!

JULY!!!

 

4th of July

yours truly’s birthday  is this month

 

as well as others is this month…

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Water fights…

It’s going to be an amazing month.

Of course this heat also brings out the crazies too.

 

I was minding my business waiting on the metro to show up. 

This guy comes off the train and starts up a conversation. Me, being Southern, started to ignore him 

 

 but he just kept talking…

 

So the only thing I catch while wearing my headphones is “You must do a lot of walking…” and “I’m studying to be a podiatrist”. Well… good for you?

 So he then proceeds to try and take my shoes off 

claiming that I needed a massage because I’m always on my feet.

I don’t know about you, but I don’t want anyone

touching my feet!

Especially a stranger!!

 

 

As he tries and fails repeatedly to take off my shoes, 

he has the nerve to ask if I’m married. 

 

If this is my welcome to St. Louis, then I definitely don’t want to see the farewell.

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What’s Up With That?

So I finally decide to blow off the dust from this blog

 

Mainly because one of my sistas from another mister as well as an old classmate is having a birthday soon!

 

And to my surprise, I see a huge spike in page views.

Specifically,  XXX number of views for one entry, that I had to investigate

 

And this was the culprit.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Seriously.


 

Do people not remember that annoying girl Rebecca Black

and that stupid song Friday?

Welp. You’re welcome XXX views. I hope it was worth the Bing search

since Google didn’t help.


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Another Year Older, Another Year Wiser… Supposedly…

It’s that time of year again, folks!!

Someone has a birthday!!!!!

It’s not me…

It’s my aunt!!!

Happy Birthday Meechie! Celebrate a new birthday on this so-called “bad luck day”.

Shoot, my cousin was born on a Friday the 13th.

I flew in an airplane before flying a Cessna solo in three weeks (July 8, 2004) on Friday the 13th. I’ll do a post about that story soon.

And we all turned out fine… Or did we…?

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You Make Me Sick, Florida!

 

I guess if you like murderers with your orange juice, be my guest. I will never entertain the thought of going to visit ever again. And I thought working for Disney World was a pain the tuchus. In case you’ve been sleeping under a rock for the past month, this is what heightened my extreme dislike of ugh, Florida. Don’t continue to let this piece of shit walk this planet free.

Lock him up!!!

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