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Category Archives: Musings
Surprisingly, there’s 4 of them too.
Anyway, they’re annoying.
They think they are funny
and everyone wants to be them.
Um.. didn’t we all graduate high school however long ago it was?
Ugh. Sometimes I just want to just
and even to one in particular
But I’m not a violent person.
Seriously, I’m not.
Because of them, our space has unnecessary tension.
get on everyone’s nerves.
So what is a room full of normal people supposed to do? Bring in a fake cake, of course!
While I am mad that I missed the cutting
I heard from reliable sources it was epic.
One of the mean girls recorded the entire event and she was the angriest!
How can you be that angry and still want to take the product home?
And you thought it was a good prank?
Are you mad the cake looked too pretty to cut?
Maybe next time…
We will always have plenty of gum for beggars
and other tasty treats…
So I finally decide to blow off the dust from this blog
Mainly because one of my sistas from another mister as well as an old classmate is having a birthday soon!
And to my surprise, I see a huge spike in page views.
Specifically, XXX number of views for one entry, that I had to investigate
And this was the culprit.
Do people not remember that annoying girl Rebecca Black
Welp. You’re welcome XXX views. I hope it was worth the Bing search
since Google didn’t help.
I had to get that out. I’m just kidding. Sort of. I’ve been studying for finals and getting ready to move out of the Souf. Yay me! I’ll have “something” up soon. With “soon” being a very subjective term. So, basically, it’s like this. I have a butt-load of topics. I’m just too lazy to get them going. I need to be inspired. Just bear with me, dear reader. I guarantee to be back soon.
So, it’s been a while since I said something. And don’t tap your calendar saying
“It’s been almost a whole month!”
And I’m just an absolute wreck.
First my ex, Asshat, contacts me, completely out of the blue. Where else? On that devil site, Facebook.
Did you conveniently forget how torturous the last 3 1/2 years have been? Because I didn’t.
But it’s all good.
Because I’m finally leaving the South. Again!! I can’t wait to leave this stupid school that hasn’t had a decent football season since 2009 and almost lost our homecoming game this year against my FORMER school [I only support my old school in basketball. Nothing else.]
Maybe by leaving this school, I’ll be motivated to continue and update “daily.”
Shout out to my bestie’s baby boy, Brutus, [name changed to protect the cute and innocent] on his 9 month birthday!!
Daily Dose of Vital Information
If you can’t tell by the title of this blog, “DanisDailyDose” that I’m a female…
You need to retake anatomy.
This daily dose was spurred by a pending comment left for me when I logged in. Last time I checked, I am female.
So, someone is a year older today!
Not my dog….
Not even the creepy men in this state…
It’s my bestie’s!!
And even though she’s in another state, she can live vicariously through this post for all of the fun things I had planned for today.
First we would have woken up and cheered for she’s old now!
Then we would have went and got our nails done,
everything big. Although she beat me to the punch (didn’t you, blondie? :D).
Afterwards, we would have went to Jun Lee.
And she would have splurged her little heart out on doorknockers, brass knuckles, and all kinds of crazy stuff.
Then we would have went to eat
or here. Depending on what she was in the mood for.
I wish she would have been here long enough to go here…
Then I would have played with her kidlets
and made it back home in time to beat the shopping traffic.
Because I’m in school, duh, and I refuse to drive down just to turn right back around and go to class.
This would have been an all day Saturday event.
So cheers, Bestie,
I hope you enjoy your birthday cake I made for you. 😀