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Where you at, Dani?

Hey everyone! *blows off tumbleweeds*

Who actually reads this blog anyway?

Did you miss me?

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Now is that really necessary?

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I know it’s been a while since I’ve updated…

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But I have a good reason!!!

Um..

What!?

Erm…

What!?

I’ve been busy?

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*readers*

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But in all seriousness, I have been busy since my last post.

I started a full time job!

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I had online classes!!

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I didn’t have to work Black Friday!!!

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And I guess my one year anniversary of this blog passed…

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And Labor Day…

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And Halloween, which is in my top 3 holidays…

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And Thanksgiving…

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The world supposedly ended…

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And today’s Christmas Eve!

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But things haven’t been so so great lately…

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which brings me to my next  post

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Summertime… Just Sit Back & Unwind…

The best month ever is here!

JULY!!!

 

4th of July

yours truly’s birthday  is this month

 

as well as others is this month…

BBQs

 

Water fights…

It’s going to be an amazing month.

Of course this heat also brings out the crazies too.

 

I was minding my business waiting on the metro to show up. 

This guy comes off the train and starts up a conversation. Me, being Southern, started to ignore him 

 

 but he just kept talking…

 

So the only thing I catch while wearing my headphones is “You must do a lot of walking…” and “I’m studying to be a podiatrist”. Well… good for you?

 So he then proceeds to try and take my shoes off 

claiming that I needed a massage because I’m always on my feet.

I don’t know about you, but I don’t want anyone

touching my feet!

Especially a stranger!!

 

 

As he tries and fails repeatedly to take off my shoes, 

he has the nerve to ask if I’m married. 

 

If this is my welcome to St. Louis, then I definitely don’t want to see the farewell.

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Another Year Older, Another Year Wiser… Supposedly…

It’s that time of year again, folks!!

Someone has a birthday!!!!!

It’s not me…

It’s my aunt!!!

Happy Birthday Meechie! Celebrate a new birthday on this so-called “bad luck day”.

Shoot, my cousin was born on a Friday the 13th.

I flew in an airplane before flying a Cessna solo in three weeks (July 8, 2004) on Friday the 13th. I’ll do a post about that story soon.

And we all turned out fine… Or did we…?

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You Make Me Sick, Florida!

 

I guess if you like murderers with your orange juice, be my guest. I will never entertain the thought of going to visit ever again. And I thought working for Disney World was a pain the tuchus. In case you’ve been sleeping under a rock for the past month, this is what heightened my extreme dislike of ugh, Florida. Don’t continue to let this piece of shit walk this planet free.

Lock him up!!!

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Another Year Older, Another Year Wiser… Supposedly…

So my mom is another year older today!

She’s the ripe old age of Nunyadamnbusiness!

Just remember black don’t crack. My dear mother looks to be late thirty-something. And she’s… not. :O

Woo!!

Have an awesome day mom!

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It’s So Hard To Say Goodbye…

This is a very special post. Some of you may think I’m crazy for doing this, but if you never experienced it, then you don’t know how it feels.


While I don’t know all of the details, I will miss that tiny bundle of joy.

I remember when Rocky* first brought her to our hellhole job. She was so small, she could fit in the palm of your hand. Well, she still could, considering Bella was less than 5 pounds.

She was a newborn and had milk on her breath. It was the cutest thing ever. She reminded me of my pooch, Sassy, when we first got her.

Bella was a great dog. Even after some trifling, I mean TRIFLING people in Rocky’s neighborhood stole her and LIED about having her and ABUSING Bella, she was still the sweetest dog you could ever meet. If she didn’t like you, she just didn’t like you. But one thing is for sure, Bella will warm up to you if you treat her well.

I remember once when Rocky*, J*, and I had a Twilight movie night [don’t judge us] and brought over our dogs. Somehow the three girls got out of the yard and the other dog, Bentley, was nowhere to be found. He was probably hiding from my dog who kept chasing him, lol.

To this day, I still say that Bella led my dog outside because Sassy will NEVER go outside by herself. Rocky denies it, but I bet she thinks the same deep down. 😛

[In all seriousness, I think it was J’s dog, Brooklyn, that led our dogs astray.]

Even as recently as this past summer, when Rocky brought Bella over, Bella made sure she felt at home by marking her territory in our kitchen.

My mom didn’t get her like she would have Sassy, and because of that, she never left my mom’s lap that night.

I don’t know what is wrong with people who have dogs like pit bulls and rottweilers in their yards running around freely like that. 

Now, I don’t care if you have those types of dogs, but please, PLEASE make sure they can’t escape the yard. Bring them INSIDE or PUT THEM ON LOCKDOWN

Because of what happened to Bella, and Miracle, R.I.P, I’m absolutely terrified of letting my dog outside the yard. Especially since the contractor we hired to redo our backyard fence did such a fantastic job that my dog now knows what freedom tastes like by escaping!

I know what my good friend is going through. When I was 10, I watched someone just run over my chow mix dog. Just didn’t give a damn and kept going. Do you know what that does to a young girl who grew up with a pet? Especially when there was one in the home before she was born? I ended up at the hospital having a panic attack and throwing up because of that incident. I had nightmares about that for years. They stopped when I turned 17. That will seriously mess a person up.

Rocky, I know you’re grieving right now, but just know that Bella is in a better place with all of the milk and show dog spray she can handle. Miracle too. And my dog Benjamin for that matter. We’re all grieving. Bella was everyone’s child; she was stuck-up at times, but really sweet at others. At this point, I don’t even want to know all of the details. Just know that I’m here if you need me.

*Nicknames and initials used to protect the innocent

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*Taps Blog* Is this thing on…?

*blows off dust*

Like I warned you before, I wouldn’t be updating daily.

I just  got remarried to my two lovers:

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Don’t worry. They’re not the jealous type. It’s kind of like Naomi Campbell and her married billionaire boyfriend …

Only difference is, I’m not a cheater and I still have my hair edges and not resembling the U.S. bird of prey…

So antywho, back into hibernation I go. But I should have something slapped together for my minions who actually read this.

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