Thug Kitchen: Eat like a boss, get your $#!+ right!

You’re welcome, mo’fo’s!

Mean Girls

Mean Girls.

Surprisingly, there’s 4 of them too.

Anyway, they’re annoying.

They think they are funny

and everyone wants to be them.

Um.. didn’t we all graduate high school however long ago it was?

Ugh. Sometimes I just want to just

and

and even to one in particular

But I’m not a violent person.

Seriously, I’m not.

Because of them, our space has unnecessary tension.

These “women”

get on everyone’s nerves.

So what is a room full of normal people supposed to do? Bring in a fake cake, of course!

While I am mad that I missed the cutting

I heard from reliable sources it was epic.

One of the mean girls recorded the entire event and she was the angriest!

How can you be that angry and still want to take the product home?

And you thought it was a good prank?

Are you mad the cake looked too pretty to cut?

Maybe next time… 

We will always have plenty of gum for beggars

and other tasty treats…

Where you at, Dani?

Hey everyone! *blows off tumbleweeds*

Did you miss me?

Now is that really necessary?

I know it’s been a while since I’ve updated…

But I have a good reason!!!

Um..

Erm…

I’ve been busy?

*readers*

But in all seriousness, I have been busy since my last post.

I started a full time job!

I had online classes!!

I didn’t have to work Black Friday!!!

And I guess my one year anniversary of this blog passed…

And Labor Day…

And Halloween, which is in my top 3 holidays…

And Thanksgiving…

The world supposedly ended…

And today’s Christmas Eve!

But things haven’t been so so great lately…

which brings me to my next  post…

Summertime… Just Sit Back & Unwind…

The best month ever is here!

JULY!!!

 

4th of July

yours truly’s birthday  is this month

 

as well as others is this month…

BBQs

 

Water fights…

It’s going to be an amazing month.

Of course this heat also brings out the crazies too.

 

I was minding my business waiting on the metro to show up. 

This guy comes off the train and starts up a conversation. Me, being Southern, started to ignore him 

 

 but he just kept talking…

 

So the only thing I catch while wearing my headphones is “You must do a lot of walking…” and “I’m studying to be a podiatrist”. Well… good for you?

 So he then proceeds to try and take my shoes off 

claiming that I needed a massage because I’m always on my feet.

I don’t know about you, but I don’t want anyone

touching my feet!

Especially a stranger!!

 

 

As he tries and fails repeatedly to take off my shoes, 

he has the nerve to ask if I’m married. 

 

If this is my welcome to St. Louis, then I definitely don’t want to see the farewell.

What’s Up With That?

So I finally decide to blow off the dust from this blog

 

Mainly because one of my sistas from another mister as well as an old classmate is having a birthday soon!

 

And to my surprise, I see a huge spike in page views.

Specifically,  XXX number of views for one entry, that I had to investigate

 

And this was the culprit.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Seriously.

 

Do people not remember that annoying girl Rebecca Black

and that stupid song Friday?

Welp. You’re welcome XXX views. I hope it was worth the Bing search

since Google didn’t help.

Another Year Older, Another Year Wiser… Supposedly…

It’s that time of year again, folks!!

Someone has a birthday!!!!!

It’s not me…

It’s my aunt!!!

Happy Birthday Meechie! Celebrate a new birthday on this so-called “bad luck day”.

Shoot, my cousin was born on a Friday the 13th.

I flew in an airplane before flying a Cessna solo in three weeks (July 8, 2004) on Friday the 13th. I’ll do a post about that story soon.

And we all turned out fine… Or did we…?

You Make Me Sick, Florida!

 

I guess if you like murderers with your orange juice, be my guest. I will never entertain the thought of going to visit ever again. And I thought working for Disney World was a pain the tuchus. In case you’ve been sleeping under a rock for the past month, this is what heightened my extreme dislike of ugh, Florida. Don’t continue to let this piece of shit walk this planet free.

Lock him up!!!

Friends… How Many Of Us Have Them…

My friends are awesome.

Sometimes they make me shed a little thug juice from the nice things they do.

To my dearest friends, you know who you are:

You guys rock.

Another Year Older, Another Year Wiser… Supposedly…

So my mom is another year older today!

She’s the ripe old age of Nunyadamnbusiness!

Just remember black don’t crack. My dear mother looks to be late thirty-something. And she’s… not. :O

Woo!!

Have an awesome day mom!

Yeah… I’ve Got Nothing To Explain My Absence…

You

must

be

really

bored

to

read

this.

I

truly

would

hate

to

see

you

if

the

internet

died

tomorrow.

I had to get that out. I’m just kidding. Sort of. I’ve been studying for finals and getting ready to move out of the Souf. Yay me! I’ll have “something” up soon. With “soon” being a very subjective term. So, basically, it’s like this. I have a butt-load of topics. I’m just too lazy to get them going. I need to be inspired. Just bear with me, dear reader. I guarantee to be back soon.